If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
note to self: shut up jjust shut ur mouth shu t up shut up
imagine how easy life would be if you were pretty and rich
black people make me so happy i
i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork